I know, your saying out loud right now, "Holy shit, not only is buttcorn the tastiest thing ever but T-Mo's slut-ass posted again and it didn't take him 6 months this time!" That's right, but don't get too excited - it will make you bleed.
Holy shit eating crapface that is buttcornalicious.
Made my fourth appearance to Charleston, WV for the Division II WVIAC basketball tournament. The girls lost before I even got there and the men got beat in their 2nd game.
One thing that upset us was the fact that they didn't sell beer at the civic center due to WVIAC voting against it or something incredibly un-righteous, dude. We derived a simple solution to the problem at hand: buy a soda/pop/buttcorn, drink it, and make sure you sneak in enough drinks for you and friends. Optionally, you can bring a trash bag, if you got love for the janitorial staff.
We attempted another beeramid. It was very promising and I'd say we went through 10 cases of Nastty Light but people were in and out and didn't always bring their cans back. My man Reid contributed a lot when he wasn't passed out.
VIDEO: Reid destroying the beeramid (547KB)
The beeramid never made it and we cleaned it up because it smelled like your buttcorn infested ass.
Hey Chris, where did you get that awesome wave cap?
B spent a lot of his time on the floor, grabbing his bloodied Peter Johnson, and clogging the toilet as he does at every hotel I have ever stayed at with him.
Chris passed out a lot, a little too much so we had to take some action.
VIDEO: Hey Chris, it's time to wake up you little slut (1.29MB)
On Saturday night Wells Fargo had rented out the Embassy Suites boardrooms and shit for a gathering of drinking and dancing. One of the more drunken superiors in the company let me and B walk in with him to score some good drinks. We got kicked out a couple minutes later, the second time we got in I hit the dance floor with a Heineken and sick moves, got kicked out again and banned from the drink station. The third time I started dancing in front of the door and an older lady grabbed me and we pimped on the dance floor like no other. At one point, it was just me and her, and everyone else circled around us like in the movies. Afterwards my legs were complete jello but it was well worth it. Those 3 pictures were taken by local paparazzi that I found on TMZ.com the next morning.
A special thanks to Freckles Graphics of WV for their generous as shit contribution to ToddMorrison.com
VIDEO: B in a couple years if he keeps clogging toilets (1.04MB) and having anal leakage problems.
VIDEO: Fire jumper who I never paid $10 (903KB)
B your camera phone sucks more then your mom on nickel tuesday.
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