January 30, 2003

Man or woman? You decide.

Man or Women?Ok, so yesterday I somehow came across this site. I did a little searching, and liked how she had two layouts with the same content. Me, being a man, decided to look for some pictures of her. (No dad, not nudies, fully clothed). I found her pictures section, saw a link that said Blonde Hair Pictures. I pulled up the page, minimized it so all the pictures would load on my awesome 56k connection. I maxmized it up, and almost crapped my pants. I was so confused; this thing that says its a girl, looks like a dude. On that page, some look like straight up dude, others just a girl.

It's so weird! Is that not freaky? I'm not done yet. I decided to make her an award and email it to her, to be a jerk, and get a good reaction from her:

The Award
The Looks like a Man Award

The email I sent her:

Dear Jessica,

I have stumbled upon your site, and just loved it so! Like I always do, I looked for pictures, to see who made the wonderful site. I looked at a few different sets of them, and wasn't sure if you were a man trying to be a women, or a women who just sometimes looks like a man. After extensive research, I concluded that you in fact, are a girl, who just sometimes looks like a man in certain light. Attached to this email, is your award, from me. I hope that you will post it up in your awards section.

Thank you,

Todd Morrison
http://www.toddmorrison.com

The email I got back from her:

Lol, hey Todd.

Well thanx for the award , I did put it in my award section Yah I know horrible pics, horrible 'light' , horrible. Lol. I just quickly checked out your site, it looks cool.
I'm not quite sure if there was sarcasm in you liking my site, I hope not. But if you didnít like it, thatís your opinion and I'm fine with that.Well thanx for stumbled upon my site and emailing me an award. That usually doesnt happen, lol. And luckily I didnt delete it from my junkmail!

See ya,
Jessica

Man, I'm such a jerk. I felt bad after I got her email. She seems like such a nice, positive girl. I did all this to get a funny reaction, but instead, she took it so well and just laughed it off. To top it off, she actually added the freaking thing to her awards section.

I still can't get over that picture, that has to be a man! No girl can possibly look like that, in any light! Maybe she is a he, also?

I think I'm going to start making awards for sites that I feel need a reward. It probably won't be often, but this isn't the last of them.

Posted by Todd at January 30, 2003 05:50 PM


Comments:

Yea todd, when u sent me the pics i thought it would be a great idea. i figured she would be mad and sent u a angry email. but nope. i dunno she justruined ur whole thing....lol

Posted by: WARD on January 30, 2003 05:57 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!....Ok I'm done. That's actually quite frightening now that I'm looking at it.

Posted by: Rita on January 30, 2003 06:06 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha she looks like a serial killer, scary pictures, im going to have nightmares from now on.

Posted by: Jordan on January 30, 2003 07:41 PM

also i forgot to add, when your site loaded and i first saw that picture, i almost shit my pants, damn we are so fucked up, but hey thats why they call us men.

Posted by: Jordan on January 30, 2003 07:44 PM

Hey Todd or anybody reading this. Anybody ever see the movie, "It's Pat!", anywho its a movie about this kid and they dont know if it's a man or a woman. Well the point is ITS PAT!

Posted by: LubeDoc on January 30, 2003 10:38 PM

:/ im scared of women now
thanks toddsy woddsey ;]

Posted by: steve on February 3, 2003 11:21 AM

Comma splices, comma splices, and more comma splices.

Posted by: Weight lifting on February 4, 2003 01:34 AM

Hey Weight Lifting, Ur mom know ur gay?

Posted by: lubedoc on February 4, 2003 05:26 PM

hey lubedoc, take your own advice and lube up nigga

Posted by: on February 21, 2003 10:57 PM

you shouldn't talk shit about someone when your ugly yourself

Posted by: Jolene on March 13, 2003 08:32 PM


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