Well, here we are again. This is the longest I have gone without posting since the creation of this .com in 2000. Miss me, little slutbags? I miss having something to say and time to put it on here. While I was looking for pictures to post I laughed when I found one of me wearing shorts, pissing outside - haven't done that in months.
The picture to the left pretty much sums of what I have been up to - started my second to last semester of college, got an internship at the global operations center for a law firm making $10 an hour while earning 3 credits for school, and still working at Riesbeck's bagging up those groceries on Sundays. Speaking of school, here's my Fall 2007 grades. 3.33, baby!
I have some really bad news: Buttcorn has been discontinued due to it causing Pin Worms. In the small print on the back of the can there was a disclaimer talking about possible side-effects, so no one involved in manufacturing the marvelous product can be held liable. Regretfully, I got a severe case of it and had to find treatment. The doctors just laughed at me when I told them my itchy anus and diarrhea were caused by buttcorn pinwormization - so I was forced to find alternate pinworm removing options. It was thick and tasty, kinda like buttcorn. I sure did lick that badboy clean.
I always have the problem of not wanting to type and you never read so here's my usual solution: my pretty sweet cubicle at my internship, basement computing, B's new friend, B's snot and/or puke due to buttcorn overdosage, B and I after we blew some place up?, the coolest Christmas tree in town, Dominos is looking for dome - apply within, my fast downloading, ghetto stand SNES playage, black McGraw, I guess I was wasted, Laura's wonderland, some good pizza, meatspin world record holder, passed out neck pain, homecoming, retard in the back, first anniversary, mike chugging with added celebration, piss-writing, sharkey hurt my gator...
Remember Tammy's Pre-made plates? They're BACK and way better than before!!! Man, I really wish someone was taking a smelly, extra slutty one when I walked in.
A few years ago I bought a $40 five pound bag of potassium nitrate online for use in making smoke bombs and to help out local terrorists. You mix sugar with it and heat it until it melts. When it ignites it produces smoke. I did it once and the preparing fumes made me grow hair on my ass instantly so I never did it again. Mike and I did it again with an even better outcome. I told Mike to turn the heat up a little to speed up the melting process and long butt hair growth. A minute or two later and it all went up in flames. It burnt everything around - Including Mike and his back.
Went to Oglebayfest/Octoberfest already wasted and took two pictures. New Years wasn't too bad. I got wasted and took one picture. I attended an away football game at Shepherd and got a good buzz on at the hotel bar with good people.
Went to a Penguins hockey game with B, then played sucked at hockey with B and others on the open ice.
Staley has an awesome apartment in Pittsburgh and I plan on frequenting it more and partying once it warms up a bit.
Dear suitemate, remove your washclothes every once and a while please.
Dear roommate, would it hurt you that much to take out the trash sometimes? I know it's none of my business but when you have your girlfriend over could you air out the pussy dick and ass smell, and maybe put the birth control in a drawer?
That's it. I am going to attempt to rethink my posting procedure to post more than once every five months and actually have something to say. I also revamped the site to better please myself and you since buttcorn is no longer an answer to everything.
You can register as a commentor with my new updated system. Better register your name fast before someone takes it! You can comment anonymously, but it requires a valid email which isn't much help in keeping spammers out. I may require all comments to be by a registered person if I get spammed a lot.
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Yeah thats right. Im awesome, and fat, but that apartment was tight.
hi!! I like the new layout. its pretty sweet, but i like the letter to the roommate the most.