The day Adam Griswalt-Johnson Maestle lost his kissing-virginity was a glorious moment in the hearts of all the aliens who previously probed his ass for hours, hoping he would turn homosexual.
But Mr. Griswalt-Johnson Maestle held strong, as he masturbated more than 6 times a day to kiddie porn.
Notice the kiss form of the female; she realizes Adam has rather large, chunkified lips, and decides to go for the upper lip kiss. This move prevents any attempts from the opposite kisser to slip in the tongue.
Don't worry, Adam, we'll get you some tongue regardless of what those damn aliens say.
He has now seen a breast, kissed a real girl, smelled a butt, danced, hugged, and got owned. I was oh so fortunate to be there to partake in all the wonderful experiences.
So, back to business. Where have I been? I decided to become a reseller of hosting, so I could make some extra cash and have more control over my web design clients. I got it, all went to hell, and now it has been resolved.
A lot has happened that would have been great to post, but I am not motivated to talk about it. I wasn't even motivated to put time into a new site layout. What you see took about 25 minutes to make.
I completed high school, turned 18, sold more senior shocker shirts the last day of school and got busted, threw up the shocker at graduation and now I can not compete in the SkillsUSA/VICA competition in Kansas City, MO, and went to West Virginia University and got everything ready for fall classes.
That is all I can think of. I have tons of good pictures, but they will be posted later. It's good to be back.
erm where did this picute come from?
haha...hes back...ah shit...t-mo...i missed this site...its good to have it back...damn good...
Pharaoh says:
Damn fine work gentlemen. Damn fine.
Of course my bia Katie would steal another V-Card...way to go, I tought u well baby!
Salt, sweat, sugar on the asphalt
Our hearts littering the topsoil.
Sign up, the picket line or the parade!
hell yea your back! nice to see the your rants again.
Very gross. Why would anybody do anything like that.
Which part is gross? Which part wouldn't you do? I can get you his number if you are really interested.
You know that was a great night and im very glad to see t-mo regain his online status and also that dump can no longer say he hasnt experienced the fruitfulness of being with a girl, even it it was for a brief moment and a outrageous laugh.
Katie Hocker is a whore, thats all!
KATIE HOCKER IS HOTTTT! YOU'RE THE WHORE BITCH!
Yeah... You might be cool if you can call me a whore and not even leave ur name. U truely are a winner or ur just a pussy...
lol which part is disgusting me, or her?
U fatass!
Is logger a name? If so, i've never heard it.
Why not post your real name, and take the rebutal like a man.
Is it free? If it isn't %100 free, nobody gives a shit. Also, if it is free, what about that Enzyte shit? Does it actualy work? I'd like to add a little bit if width to this meat-stick of mine.
Id fuck Katie, she is hot as hell. and Todd I have missed ya like fat kids miss their cake.
yea you would fuck her just like everyone else has wouldnt be anything new to her
Just because u screw alot of ppl doesnt meen you are a slut or a hoe you just have a high sex drive.
HAHA amen to that!
People who don't get any ass are usually just jealous of the people who actually do... don't hate
Who were u telling to not be hater me??
no im hatin on the person callin katie a whore
yeah i would do her dirty
I'd fuck her then leave that shit as I go get a sandwich. Then, go back in and stick it in her ass...
fuck you! i'll rip ur damn balls off and i wouldnt ever touch u anyways
Is the Katie on here the real katie or not. If so hook a guy up with a date.
Katie is so Fucking Nasty......i dont know why anyone would want to do anything with her.....she probably looser the loose......
fuck u, grow some balls and say who the fuck u are
who is katie talking to on that one damn i was being serious lol hook a guy up with a date but damn nvm.... And man looser than loose is that gayest thing i have ever heard anyone say.
the*****
Who is some one?
My name is Dace!
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yeah Dace i bet you would fuck her just like half of wheeling has.
katie hocker is the biggest slut in wheeling. i heard she is celebrating number 100 this summer. if i wanted an STD i would fuck her too
SWEET! 100 dudes! I'm a fuckin mack. STDs are so cool too ive had them for like 6 years now but im still not dead of AIDS how is this possible? Oh well guess im just lucky hopefully i celebrate 200 next summer!
Katie is a slut, but she's a nice person. So quit dogging on her, you fucks. She may have clamydia, but I mean, let the girl be. She's young, and hse's just having fun. What the hell are all of you jealous about?!
From what my son has told me Katie Hocker is a good fuck but hey, any girl thats been with over 100 people has to know what there doing by now "Right". but their is one problem she can not control. She squirts like a volcano. She also likes to take it in her ass "rarely" but she does, and from what i have heard by one of my son's friends she had urinated during sex, and she thought it was funny. Personally I thought that was disgusting. But I am proud to say that I was son was number 25....I mean that ate that bad is it....lol....just playin.... so we all know that kaite hocker is just tryin to hard to go with the game...i mean she is a good lookin girl why not just let the game come to you....i think you need to move out of wheeling and do your thing...and if you ever wondered why we called you BiTcH! Now you know why we called you BiTcH! I betcha ya......Concerned Linlsy Parent
Ya'll are a bunch of haters Katie is fuckin hott!
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This site is horrible. You suck at writing dude, and what you write is stupid as shit.
How did her butt smell Adam