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Facebook Destroyed the Blog

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I got choked out by the Pitsburgh Pirates Parrot. What an asshole.It is actually March 30, 2010. I am going to act as if it is a day in September 2009 and date it accordingly. Why? Because that is the month I organized all of the pictures you are about to see. I get motivated and all excited to update the site... then I see a television, or a beer, or sunshine, or my friends, or my girlfriend, or a bed, or my penis and that's the end of that. As planned and wanted, my career path is computer based and after an 8 hour day involving a computer in some way or another I don't feel like being on one more - unless I'm getting paid (web design and hosting mostly). I've made $43.85 from Google adsense since 2008 and that doesn't cut it - I make that after a few hours of work.

I also blame Facebook for my lack of website posting. I don't add my life to Facebook like everyone else. I should, though, it is so much easier than the blog posting game. I'd have 20,000 pictures and tag everyone and be SOOO FREAKING COOOOL. People would comment and "like" my stuff, I'd get an erection, eat some buttcorn and pass out.

The pictures you are about to see are from multiple years and I don't even know what I am about to show you so let's get to it before some juice drips out of B's poopie butt. I'll never stop picking on you man - I have too many pictures of you.

I moved out of my moms house to a river front spot on the Wheeling Island. It's sweet - we don't pay bills and eat steaks while staring at the Ohio river.

I was way cooler in 2008 than in 2009 according to Facebook birthday wall posts. Thanks, assholes.

I still have a beautiful girlfriend. Watched my buddies spend hundreds at Dave & Busters to get shit you can find at your local Goodwill.

The first picture I took on my iPhone 3GS while in a charter bus drinking MD 20/20. This picture should be on a huge poster ad for Natural Light... might want to put a don't drink and drive at the bottom - rumor has it Natty Light cans with ice stuck to them give you a better chance of getting a DUI.

My man Dumplinsky on the beach and doing some fishing. I caught a fish with a baby pole from woot!

I love fat guy shirtless bus drivers that are passed out. Why? Because you can beat their ass easily and steal the bus!!! Went to Florida sometime in 2008 to visit friends. West Virginia is Wild and Wonderful! White water rafting down the New River was fun, too. Went to New York City to take the crapiest picture ever taken - the orange trash cans make for a nice back drop. Is no standing a secret code that really means no parking? I don't get it. I'll stand where I want.

This wasn't texted to me but I found it quite hilarious. Part 1 and Part 2. I'M SO H6RNE9X and I like wood!!!!!!!!!! I don't like Irish Car Bombs with shot glasses that don't fit in the glass.

I have been to Las Vegas two times on business since my last post. Here's pictures from my first time when I stayed at the Bellagio for a Motorola Expo: 01 - 02 - 03 - 04 - 05 - 06 - 07 - 08 - 09 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16. I stayed at the new Aria Resort in the City Center the 2nd time. But that hasn't happened yet because it is only September 2009 and I do that until March 2010. I'm The Time Traveler's Wife Blogger quit asking questions and suck it.

It was cool being on the South Side in Pittsburgh when the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup. It wasn't as cool being on the South Side, hammered and hungry, with a drunken friend and the pizza you just bought folded into pieces. I didn't get a picture when it was dropped or when we ate it with rocks all over it.

Here's pictures from Ocean City Maryland 2008: 01 - 02 - 03 - 04 - 05 - 06 - 07 - 08 - 09 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17. Side Note: I got arrested on the last night and was in jail all night (over 12 hours) for walking out with that totally awesome MEGARITA. Had to drive back 6 months later for court and took one picture of the sunset.

I love getting wasted in Pittsburgh Pirates Luxury Suite Boxes. Been to several Pirate games - too bad they blow. Atleast the city produces some pretty nice rainbows.

I don't know how I feel about taking a piss with a mirror next to me but I think I like it.

Go to drive a demo vehicle home to show police departments. I'd go 45 in a 65 and wait for someone to pass me. Everyone would stay behind then one person would get some balls and pass. It was quite enjoyable being an asshole. My proector blew up so now I have an awesome speaker holder. Mass amounts of free strawberries are awesome - little gay vests not so much. Always buckle up your booze.

St. Patricks Day 2008 - Don't remember but it looks like some pretty straight gay shit went down: 01 - 02 - 03 - 04 - 05 - 06

Not sure about this one. It looks like we were going to do some wood charcoal grilling and make paper outfits while eating sourdough pretzels.

Been to several Pittsburgh Steeler games including the AFC Championship game. Here are some more pictures I'll keep typing so I can continue to link them okay? Okay. Those last seats were too close for comfort but pretty freaking AWESOME! I like tequila.

The only time in history I am smiling and showing my teeth. I was pretty excited to see this guy. Number one nose picker?

This was a terrible attempt at a post but I needed to unload a shitload of pictures onto your face. I may change the way I do this site - maybe just thumbnail pictures and no talking - or very minimal talking because I am not funny anymore and this just took over 3 hours to do. Blow me. Eat buttcorn. Shit in your bed and love it.