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Hey sniffers of buttcorn, remember me? No? I typed toddmorrison.com into the address bar to remind me of how pathetic I am and it did a search instead, and the description displayed inspired me to post:

Shitnades are falling from that slut over there - watch out!!!

In my next post, hopefully this month in a few years, I will post and discuss everything that has gone on since March 2008. But for now, I want to show you a website I made for web design class in my last semester of college.

Quick breakdown: The teacher has a Doctorate in Library Sciences (never officially saw the degree but I was told by some reliable individuals) and sucks. Her professional background was Cobol programming early in her career and then teaching. I could go on and on but this professor became my majors core teacher (Networking, Advanced Visual Basic, Web Design, Management Information Systems, etc.) and really knew nothing. The students pretty much taught themselves or failed her all essay tests in every class she taught.

This specific website assignment I am about to show was to be a website about something specific for a target audience. I did it about myself and my audience was college males in my class (No females in class besides teacher). The teacher and myself didn't get along very well because she knew she sucked and I let her and the department chair know how I felt about the crappy education I was receving in the classes I cared about. I made this website to spark controversy:

Click here to view the website I made - Read through it and look at the pictures on the About Me page.

After a month when the teacher finally got around to grading them she called me outside one day to tell me she isn't accepting my site and to make a new one. I am leaving out a lot of details of what went down.

Click here to view the new version of the website

After doing that the department chair had me come to their office to discuss it. They thought it was hilarious but informed me that I could get sued for harassment.

I got an A in every class this teacher taught.

I know this post sucked, they all have for a while. I hope I haven't lost my art of posting buttcornerific greatness. There's thousands of pictures to go through for the big one coming up. Stay tuned - or just come back in a year and you might see an update only if your breath smells like ass.

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