I am still alive, I think...

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My first time at Cedar PointIt has been over three months since my last post - a new personal record of sucking pretty bad. Where have I been? Here and there, working a lot, enjoying my girlfriend, and sitting next to my laptop with no desk to put it on with a mouse. Doing anything, besides downloading, with no desk or mouse makes it hard to type and manipulate pictures. The 110 inch screen and high definition projector(it blew a few weeks ago - $409 to fix AKA not happening) are also a good reason for my unexistance. Being 21 is a little convenient, too. I suck - sorry, so get over it with an ice cold buttcorn refreshment, sluts.

Went to Cedar Point for the first time a few weeks ago. Definitely a sweet roller coaster experience with some pretty sick rides. I went with Courtney, Matt and Becky. None of us being rich, I found the cheapest priced motel close to the park where we would spend two glorious nights. The Mecca Motel Resort & Dream Land. Fully equipped with an air conditioning, bathroom mirrors with possible hidden wonders, bed sheets with no elastic-band-thingy that holds the sheet to the mattress, continental breakfast, ultra-secure door locks with numerous dead bolts and chains, the greatest miniature golf that we never got to play, a swimming pool with excessive crud in it that we didn't pay extra for because we are rebels when we chug buttcorn too fast, small person friendly shower, an awesome view of the course, it said free HBO but all I could find was fuzzy Regis and Kelly. We learned that you get what you pay for except when it comes to buttcorn. Good thing we came prepaired and had a bible to protect us. I made a little brochure for the Mecca Motel but forgot to mention the train tracks 100 yards away where trains enjoy passing and tooting every 10-15 minutes.

I think everyone had a good time minus the whole train thing that interrupted an essential thing called sleep. We hit all the good roller coasters the first day and the second day we dipped and hard-nipped in the water park - the sun never really came out. By day two I was definitely tired of the hour+ waiting lines - but they are totally worth it. Lake Erie was cool but too many pigeons and their wet poop.

I know it says no cameras while on the rides but since I am a gangster I got a few good action shots. You're welcome.

So what else have I done in three months? Oh yeah, I started cutting beats on TV with my girl Laura. Ate deliciously prepared filet mignon with Chef J. Took a picture of food I snuck out of a buffet because I am all about take home buffet action and documenting it on my website. Got outed in a facebok detail request. Was in my brothers wedding and got the wrong size shoes. Got a carload of fireworks from my awesome girlfriend and put on a good show at my stepdads farm. Bought a book online and it was a covered up international version but identical and half the price. Grilled my first rack of ribs. Saw a guy go from wasted to drooling sleep. Stepped in a 2 foot deep puddle at work and wore some modified bag socks. Left my brother and friends at his bachelar party Pirates game and sat with Mike McNeil in his rich kid seats. Went to Kentucky with my boy B for a West Liberty football game against Kentucky Wesleyan.

It seemed like every customer at work was on a Rachel Ray kick and buying everything she was making. I didn't know who she was and could have cared less... until my mom got on the same kick. They were good, though. And she looks pretty good, too. I was so impressed with her cooking I bought her Too Cool For School Mixtape to give to my kids when I have them years down the road. That was my intention even though she liked shoving things in her mouth I still found her suitable for my kids to listen to her mix tape until I found out she was a soap slut. But I still have respect for someone who can please everyone anally and make money doing it. And it was something to talk about to make this post look big and sexy.

Took 18 hours last semester and got my best ever 3.33 GPA. Taking 18 hours again this semester but getting a 3.0+ GPA again looks like it is going to be a little more difficult. Philosophy is stupid. So is being taught read PowerPoint slides word for word that the book publisher makes - THAT ISN'T TEACHING. If that is the new definition of teaching then I now know why teachers don't get paid enough and I don't feel bad. Five of my six classes are PowerPoint read.

That's all I got. Again, sorry I suck.


Dad Morrison, could you send me a few grand in backpay child support? I need braces I am tired of smiling with my mouth closed as you can tell by every picture I have ever had taken since I was six. Thanks. I would myself but somebody has to pay for college with their summer job earnings and that isn't mom. Missed you at the wedding.


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