Titles are overrrated with 3 R's

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It's that time of the month to make another post to prevent bleeding, complaining, and poop eating that isn't buttcorn plopletts.

The lcd screen on my most recent camera that was around $120 broke. I bought a cheaper one that time knowing it was going to break because I suck and can't afford $300 ones weekly. I just bought a refurbished Olympus from eBay for $150, I think. I keep forgetting to put it in my pocket because my last camera has been broke since summer started. I am telling you this because this post is lacking personal pictures due to forgetting my camera or spending too much of my time searching the internet for my mangirl.

Everyone has been watching the World Cup and talking about Ronaldo and Ronaldinho and everyone else I don't feel like looking up their names for the correct spelling. While I am home for the summer I have basic cable, not extended basic like everyone else gets who doesn't already have digital cable/satellite. That means I get channels 2 - 25. I magically get channels 43 - 56 and some other odd ending channels. ESPN is in the 30's so I am not fortunate enough to get to watch any of the games. NO ESPN!? You ask. Yeah no ESPN, and a gay dad; no wonder why I know nothing about the 1989 World Series or who Dan Marino's first interception went to. I think sometimes games are on ABC but I don't care, slut. So to compensate and feel like I fit in, I go online and look at pictures of girls in team apparel.

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I also just linked all those pictures because they generate more traffic to my website once search engines see them and put them into their search databases. That also makes me millions in online advertising! I remember the days of putting sluts on topsites to get traffic. Number 4 on the list!!!

Here's my Spring 2006 grades. Best semester I have had yet. Still no 3.0.

For about 3 days there was a little puppy taking baby shits everywhere in the basement and on my face when I was in the mood. My step sister brought it home and then had me take it out and play with it in the early day while she was working or doing whatever it is she does. The cage was pretty small for a small dog and it just barked when I put it away. But once my mom found out she said no get rid of it and that's the end of that useless story. I guess the one fat dog we have that lives nextdoor at my grandparents is enough (Sugar is my dog and there are pictures of her towards the bottom right column and one of me when she was skinny and I was cool on the phone talking to my bitches).

Two posts ago I talked about my buddy Mike McNeil and his poker playing. He bought a watch off my mom, she loves him, and he is now apart of the fridge family. Welcome, Mike. Good thing you don't play poker with Bob, he only plays when you let him add in his 53rd card. My mom would be so sad...

My small room has been a mess since I came home from college. I blame woot.com and their shipping boxes that don't dizzolve into air after you open them, and the internet for my lack of caring to clean it up.

So lets get to the pictures from the one you see to the left of this post. About two weeks before scheduled, my boy Bill J kept talking about a birthday party for one of the guys in the meat department at work. Bill and I go way back to the days of hanging out at Hardee's late on the weekends. He also gives great pointers on how to please a lady. [WATCH THE VIDEO - 1.08MB]

I decided I'd go once Ronica agreed to pick me up, pregame with me, then head out once Seth got home from work. I was wasted before we entered and it only went down hill from there. I had my new camera but was unable to think about getting it out for I was dancing with older women and spilling beer down their backs just as Bill J taught me. Here's the rest of the pictures Bill took with his 1989 film camera that I scanned:

Bill + his girls gone wild shirt = A PIMP - Bill and I dancing, waiting for the 40 year olds - Floor freestyling - You, come here and poop in this can

Went fishing with Turtle, B, and Bob. For some reason I decided to be legal and bought a print it out yourself fishing license online for $25. Dump was going to come but he had toothpicks to jam in his teeth and anal canal. B caught a nice one but mine was huge.

Name: rod anthon
Email Address: u_hit_*nospam*me@yahoo.com

Hi todd i'm a great fan of yours, i read your site regularly. I also came to know that u are the member of Nitrovideo...so if u don't mind can u share the user ID and password? Do it if its only cool with you..otherwise its ok..

Thanx..mail it my id u_*nospam*hit_me@yahoo.com


we need to fish again, slut!

i think i'm a part of the fridge family too . . .
bottom right of the picture. . .
i'm honored. . .
in fact, have a beer on me i'm so honor. . .

I Like Pussy!

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