January 2005 Archives

I got a little bit of nothing

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Like my gloves, slut?I usually try to put a picture up on the main page and then dedicate a paragraph to it but this time I have nothing worth more than a sentence. I chose this picture because everyone is happy at the moment and I am wearing a tight sweater and some totally tubular gloves, duuude.

It takes me about 2 hours to get pictures, crop them, upload them, then make up shit for you to read and link the pictures. I have found that most of you just click the pictures and don't read. Sluts. So anyway. I started doing that a few days ago and had about half of it typed out, then my computer shut off. My piece of crap laptop shuts off for two reasons. One, it overheats. Two, my AC adapter went to hell and I had to rig it up with wire and tape. The battery life lasts for about 20 seconds when it isn't plugged in. Sometimes the tape and plastic melt after a few days (5 is the record before meltdown) and I lose power and the laptop just shuts off. That happened and I got pissed and didn't want to type again.

I wish I had a cool white boy afro.

I attended my first WVU basketball game. It wasn't that great. We got dunked on and lost. Fun. Lose your breath excitement. Yep.

Can you find the McDonalds freedom french fries in this picture? I can. Idiots.

At night I always go in search of dumpsters full of trash so I can take pictures of them. It keeps me going everyday. I didn't realize there was someone pissing until he said something. He was pissed until I told him I was only taking a picture of his weiner. Then he was cool.

I was at a friends house a few days ago and met some new people. They are in a band called Diabolus and told me to vote for them. They are nice guys and are looking for a little support to help them compete with the thousands of bands trying to make it big. Go here, listen to their song and vote for them if you want. If you don't like it, vote anyway and quit crying like a girl. They only have 9 votes at the moment and I want to see some increasing activity.

I get prank calls sometimes to my cell phone. Sometimes people using programs to simulate a voice, people trying to sell me sexual devices, or saying I have a kid to some white trash whore that doesn't exist. I found this site and no more than 5 hours later someone called and used it on me. They didn't even do it right and it sucked. Stupid execuses of life. You are almost as crappy as the pizza rolls they give me here with no cheese and three pepperoni rods. Who makes pepperoni rods, anyway?

So I had my first History 101 quiz last week. Before I tell you my score listen to my professor (803KB). He knows what he is teaching and I respect that but he is hard to understand at times. Oh yeah, I got a 52%.

At the end of my Christmas break I found myself and the same place every night doing the same thing then watching old episodes of Who's the Boss? Remeber that little Jonathan Bower queer (2 queers in picture)? We investigated him for no reason to see if he ever did anything after his time on the show. Turns out he is really a homo and stars in gay movies. There's a useless gay fact of the year for you.

I am tired of bullshitting my way through this post when most of you just click the links and look at pictures so here you go:

Bottleless rocket
Some girl I don't know
My boy Master D and his killing machine bodyguard
Chad and his Cup-O-SpermTM soup
My boys
An action shot of someone throwing a ping pong ball.

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Have a wonderful time doing what it is you do until my next post which will be whenever the hell I feel like posting. Buy me a new computer.

It's been a while

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The VanI got back home from college on Saturday after failing a make up exam. Sunday morning I had to work at 9am and realized my clothes don't fit me anymore. It was snowing very bad and no one was out yet. I get the old van out and head to work. While getting onto the interstate I lost control and spun out into the right lane of the interstate. Then this lady hits me and I spin more. Everyone is OK, cops come, and I am a half hour late for work. I made everyone I carried groceries out for feel bad for me and the tips made my wallet fat. Surprisingly the van wasn't damaged bad even though I was hit by a car going probably 45. I drew a diagram of what happened and here are two more pictures of the van. I have talked to both mine and her insurance company and not sure whos fault it is. I think it is both of ours and hope my insurance doesn't go up.

It's been about a month since my last post. One reason is I didn't have enough to say and the other is because I don't have a desk at home for my laptop and have to lay on the floor and type. It makes my elbows hurt, damnit.

I don't know when it was but I got to witness the World Poker Championship right in front of my eyes. It was between Nic "The Quick" and Marc "I Glow In The Dark And Whipe My Butt With Tree Bark". I lost interest really quick and had a dream about a beautiful smelling girl. Then all the sudden these guys came into my dream and I crapped myself and whiped my butt with this totally cool sweater.

Christmas was same as usual. Went to Indiana to visit family and had a good time. I got money and a few smalls things for school. I bought a new phone and switched to Cingular since AT&T Wireless and them merged. I like the phone a lot.

Coming home for the holiday break is pretty boring compared to college. But it was good to see people I haven't seen in a while and just chill out. That last picture freaked me out. Not only am I not wearing any underwear under my short shorts but one person is smelling me and the other looks like they are eating my hair.

I went to Seven Springs to do some snowboarding with some people from work. We were delayed an hour because this kids totally cool awesome bumper was coming off and we had to stop. It was fun but I spent too much money and I still owe $123 for my fine.

Kids, try this at home. You will feel like the stupidest kid in the room once that headache kicks in.

I got my grades from school. 2.6GPA. I'm satisfied.

My New Years Eve dinner started off with a lovely slice of ham my mother cooked. Well, not really. My brother went to New York City and my mom went to Columbus or something with her boyfriend so I was all alone. I ended up at a decent party and passed out at B's house.

icecoldsoda (10:41:24 AM): I just wanted to tell you that I had a dream last night that one of my friends got his wang cut off, and you were the doctor and you sewed it back on for him, and then posed with it for a picture for a magazine cover. That's all.

Good to know when you dream of penis that I am the one getting my picture taken with it. I'm just that cool.

Spam sucks, I am really white but got to touch that girls leg, Sheetz Nachos are the shit, and my damn elbows hurt from typing on the floor.

Eat me, sluts.