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I'm 21, finally got a car, and love buttcorn

It is actually June 6th, six days late on my monthly posting. It says May 31st and it is going to forever say May 31st because it can - because I wrote it and this website is named after me (although it will soon be buttcorn.com - I was just kidding, but I actually just checked into it and it is available... so I just bought it. It's for sale now for a million if anyone is interested call me - but not you I like Pussy Boy who called my cell but I forgot to save the voicemail). So I am a pretty huge liar. I feel bad. I'm sorry. I told you this because I care... and I want you to continue to love me and buy my buttcorn.

Since we last chatted... or actually, since I last typed and you didn't read and just clicked random picture links I attended two Pittsburgh Pirates Games. Both games the Bucs won and had a scheduled fireworks display after the game. First game I went with these guys, ate some enjoyable wings with my boy, saw McNeil and Meagan, and chilled in McNeils seats. Here's a couple shots of the field from the first game. Here are eight pictures of the fireworks from PNC Park, yeah that is right I am showing you eight pictures of PNC Park fireworks night. PNC Park Fireworks display baseball pirates. Yeah, I did that for search engine purposes I think. Oh yeah, Crosby sucked me but I was the only one able to take the pic and it didn't work out very well.

Mike "Season Ticket Holding I Play Poker Slut" McNeil took me to the second Pirates game as you can see pictured above (click it and it gets bigger). Here is one picture of the PNC Park Field and three pictures of the second fireworks show at PNC Park with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

In the same week I got lucky twice. First, I got a majority of pink Starbursts in three two piece packs. Second, I finally got my first car five years late. 1998 Plymouth Breeze eggshell white and sexy. She never smiles but kinda looks like a ninja turtle from the front. Since these pictures I got a CD player from my girlfriend and it is sweet. I got the car from an old guy who couldn't legally drive anymore for $2,200. It had 82,000 miles on it and in great condition just needed a new battery which requires you to take the front left tire off and put into bumper. Advance Auto Parts would't do it and I hate them for it.

Thanks to Jay Z I am now the proud owner the Internet.

My birthday was alright this year - but it seems I don't get any money anymore. Mom and stepdad gave me $50, Grandparents gave me $20 check that I lost, Great Aunt gave me $21 - In a pretty cool way, with Gearge W. Bush's face on the dollar. The first thing I would do if I became president would be to put my face on money. Then I got the CD player from my beautiful girlfriend. I feel like I used to get more cash and/or cards. No biggie, since I HAVE FACEBOOOOOOK!!!! My facebook user birthday 5-9er delto rating has gone up since last year woooo!!!

There's nothing worse than stepping in a huge puddle in some new fresh whities and taking a picture of it to show your website readers. Those poor little shoelaces. I take that back, this might be worse. This was fun. On the fun subject - projecting computer onto projector is pretty tight, too.

Hey little ones of buttcorn, make sure when you eat a steak that it is really big, OK?

My new woot off checker in the late hours when I have class at 8am.

I was able to get enough free time and sponsors to have my first ever Buttcorn Taste Tester Party. People need to see how spectacular this shit really is. I went around the party and got a few pictures of how people were reacting to the Buttcorn drinks. These guys were getting out of hand but relaxed after a few more cups. These guys sucked and I made them leave. This lady wasn't too sure on trying the new Buttcorn Mammoth Edition XL. This girl was screaming some crazy stuff but it made more men drink I wonder why? These girls made for a good ad. And of all people I wasn't expecting my bartenders to start fighting.

OK, sluto-o-beans, it's time for me to go and post again in six months but make it only look like one.