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Spring Break in Miami - underaged

My buddy was giving me a ride home from West Liberty on the Friday that started our spring break. He briefly mentioned Miami, Florida. I briefly thought about it. We decided to go. Saturday night we stayed in Morgantown, WV, and on Sunday night we were in Gainesville, FL staying with our buddy Steve from high school. His apartment complex was so beautiful! Here he is exposing genitals to an unsuspecting friend. On Monday we left for Miami, which was like 6 hours of driving in the sunshine state. We arrived at Lyndi's in Little Haiti sometime that night. She lived in the back end of a house and it is just about the size of this picture. The bed, one guy on the beer spilled floor(due to us), our luggage, and the cute kitty cat were all that would fit so Lyndi spent a lot of her time in the luxurious frog pond passing football to herself while making funny faces. Not only had I never been to Miami before but I have also never take a shit with a cat - I bet he knew I had some buttcorn. Interesting bathroom tiles, too. Lunch was delicious with broccoli and Blue Moon in her back yard.

I don't remember specific dates of each happening so shut up and just click the links without reading like you always do, looking for buttcorn sluts.

We went to a pretty cool bar in Little Haiti owned by a very nice Cuban man. Jay got hammered and tried to rob this one dude but they just danced instead.

Another night Lyndi took us to a house party for this dudes birthday. They had a keg and we started drinking on it before anyone even showed up. No one really showed up, probably 15 people, but the house was ready for a 45 person party. A girl with really nice legs showed up and modeled for us. We got pretty wasted there but I think we came wasted anyway. Apparently I liked their dog. After a few beer bongs with our boy and his grill we got half kicked out for being disrespectful. Since when is throwing cups in the pool, accidentally knocking over a grill after throwing a stick, and spilling beer they weren't going to drink anyway being disrespectful? Looks like Grillz Junior was the one wasting beer... That night Steve didn't want to sleep in the pool with the frogs so we let him be.

The first or maybe second day we went to South Beach this guy playing the guitar came over to us - well, to Lyndi's tits. He said he was a song writer and that he was going to sing a song about Lyndi. Here it is: Gary James Noland - Lyndi (2:16 - 2.08MB). We were drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon that day and he refers to it as "Blue Ribbon Beer" in the song in case you care what he says when we start laughing, slut. Check out his website here.

Here are some pictures from South Beach:

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I hated having to walk far to go piss - so I would just piss in the sand and Steve would lick it.

Lyndi got tired of us so the last three days we stayed with her friend Amanda in her dorm at Barry University. Amanda was never there and the three of us got her place pretty much to ourselves. And what do you do when you get a room that isn't yours to yourself? Jump on the bed with shoes on, jump some more, make a fort and top it off with undies, then leave a note that makes little sense except for that New Jersey sucks. FYI Amanda is from New Jersey, and New Jersey still sucks, but Amanda doesn't suck, she was very nice and we appreciated her room. Thanks, Amanda.

One night we decided to check out the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino because there is table gambling. I don't care much for gambling but Jay and Steve played some Texas Holdem. Jay lost his money, and Steve played until 4-5am and broke even. I masturbated on random things for 6 hours and ended up winning $70 in the slots - the same shit we have three minutes from my house in Wheeling, WV. Steve stumble pissed a lot afterwards.

I wanted to stop and get my taxes done but I couldn't decide which to go to.

Miami was sweet, but would have been much better if I was 21 or guys at the door would accept 8 year old expired ID's from California of a kid who was 15 when it was taken. But I will be 21 on May 16, 2007 - a little over a month away, kiddies. Thanks Lyndi for your place and presence, and Jay for the sweet idea. Otherwise I would have masturbated on my movie theatre all week. Is it spelled theatre or theater, or are they both correct? No one will tell me, no one will get anymore buttcorn.

As I mentioned in my last post, I went to the WVIAC Division II basketball tournaments in Charleston, WV. Men and Women's team both lost but the beer flowed once again this year and B inserted into the best damn pizza box, ever.

I really didn't take that many pictures while down there, but her they are:

B and Fahey jamming the piano - Buttcorn now sponsors Justin Edwards! - Handicap shower - More handicap shower in case you've never seen one - I hadn't - Natty - Pez bed - Pez bed 2 - Unofficial West Liberty Mascot

West Virginia won the NIT Tournament. Pretty funny they didn't even spell Virginia right - they spelled it "Virgina". What I found to be really funny is that the picture with Governor Manchin has the "I" in it. It was on the wvu.edu website. The government must have good Photoshopping employee's. Check it out here.

I took a sweet online survey for West Liberty because they said I get a special treat afterwards. Last I checked there is no such place as Cafe A La Cart at West Liberty State College. But oh, I do see there is one at the University of Pittsburgh. I'd drive over there but my 3 days is up to redeem. DAMNIT!!! No free pop for my services is going to drive me to smoke!

Hey Courtney, you look pretty cute here.

My dorm projection is pretty sweet. Foreigners type good english, Mike Young, Dump fishing in the cold ass water, moon-plane, snacking, Penguins game was fun, I <3 MacGyver.

My addiction to Woot.com is getting worse. I need help and to go to sleep before 1:00AM - but I can't that is WOOT TIME BABY!!! On April 1st the Bag O' Crap was offered for the price of $1,000,001.00 with the regular price of $5.00 for shipping. A coupon code "please" was discovered in the product image and utilized by Woot users to receive a $1,000,000 discount on the BOC, thus reducing the price to the standard one dollar. Too bad I didn't know that the 1st time and it was too late the 2nd time.

Well, that only took over 3 hours to type. Time to reward myself with some new buttcorn pudding packets.