March 09, 2003

Pre-made Plates

mmm.. pre-made platesFor the past month or so, my mom has actually been cooking dinner. Cool, right? Yeah, but I don't get to eat them fresh from the oven. Since she is always working, and can't feed her hungry son, she makes mad amounts of food and then puts them on plates and shoves them into the refrigerator. So every week, she cooks food for the week(about 8 pre-made plates), then I eat whenever I get hungry. The problem is, I eat like four of them in one day. Then I'm screwed for the week and have to eat ice to keep the hunger down until she cooks for the next week. I think we should start selling these pre-made plates in grocery stores. Those freakin lunchable things are like $4 each, and they don't even fill up 5 year olds. Once we make some money from these plates, my mom won't have to work and she can stay home and cook me fresh meals everyday!

Yeah, Tammy is my moms name. Eat your heart out ghetto kids who like to say things like, "Tell Moms Name I'll call her tonight" or "Moms Name owes me $5 from last weekend".

I really have nothing else to say. So I'm going to leave you with a few conversations:

Convo 1 - Chicks dig a dork with a webpage. It's "hot"

Convo 2 - I help people, just by having them see me for 25 seconds. I'm also a blast giver-outer. Bling bling.

Convo 3 - HAHA, this girls dad is a local radio news announcer. I always tell her I want his autograph, etc. We have never met, yet.

I'm starting to try and get some link exchanges going. If you got my email, and are reading this. Then link me up and let me know. If you are just here, and have a site, email me. Now, jerk.

Posted by Todd at March 9, 2003 03:58 PM


Todd, tell Tammy I'll take 12 for this week. It sucks I'm always at work the days my mom decides to cook. But its not that bad since I do work at a restaurant. But I get tired of eating the same sandwiches all the time.

Posted by: LubeDoc on March 9, 2003 05:42 PM

Todd, you are a horrible young man! Don't change a bit! lol

Posted by: schultz on March 9, 2003 11:31 PM


Posted by: HACKSAW on March 10, 2003 01:53 PM

The plate fucking idea I have ever heard. Maybe I'm a pig of a girl but those healthy choice things never fill me up...and as for those have some freaky ass people stalking you todd. lol

Posted by: Rita on March 10, 2003 05:50 PM

from what i hear, tammy makes the best dinner, but gateways mom makes the best damn poontang pie ever, only $1.99 too!

Posted by: Jordan on March 11, 2003 08:40 PM

Damn that was low Jordan. lol

Posted by: Rita on March 12, 2003 08:16 PM

yea..i know. hehe

Posted by: Jordan on March 14, 2003 01:01 PM

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