February 09, 2003

Illin da flow, yo g mo

T-Mo vs BoBThis past week during lunch, there has been a lot of talk at the table about people freestylin eachother. I know I suck at that crap, and openly admit it. So I just make fun and piss people off, hoping they will flow about me or something. BoB flowed one line, about a poptart or something, it was dumb and was stopped by my laughing at him. I got one fellow, John, to flow a quick line about me. It was something about me blowing up like this one kids testicle elephantitis. That was the only flow, other than mine. Mine was about me being a tall, white guy, who sucks at flowin.

BoB, a big ghetto dude, claims he's the best at tha game of flowin. I tell him over and over to flow with someone, but says it's not worth it. Then he just stands there moving like he's going to start freestylin or something. I make fun of him, saying he gets all of his flows from websites. That's why he only does this stuff while online, not in person. Others claim they will do it, but the other person has to start first. It's stupid, and I'm tired of it.

So BoB instant messaged me, and asked me if I wanted to see some of his lyrics. You can view those lyrics here (contain some explicit lyrics, I think. I only read half, then got tired). I will probably never know whether or not he wrote that, and I really don't care. But man, that's a lot to remember, maybe that's why he only does it online. It's a lot easier to copy and paste.

So during our conversation online, I decided to do a little lyric writing myself. View our complete conversation here. My lyrics are so much cooler than his, man. I may have gotten a little carried away. But I won! Because he was so scared he gave up. Now I'm rollin deep wit ma gansta's, yo. You can call me 57 cent. T-Unit!

I did a quick search for: "Freestyle lyrics" and this was the first page on the list. It's a bunch of people who freestyle eachother. BoB, get out your pen and paper and start copying. I'll have some fresh flows for you tomorrow.

Ok, enough of that. I had a pretty funny post planned for today, but I left my camera in my locker Thursday, and Friday we got cancelled. Maybe next week, kids.

Today is my brother's 19th birthday. He's in Florida going to college, and patiently waiting for Uncle Sam to give him a call. He joined the reserves last year and will probably be getting shipped out, with the rest of the United States' soldiers. Happy Birthday, Brandon! Don't party to hard tonight!

Why do these posts seem funnier when they are in my head? Kills me.

Posted by Todd at February 9, 2003 02:07 PM


Sweetie i love u to death but u weren't kidding about them being funnier in ur head...hehe.....hey I'm definatly entertained when I'm on here at 4 am with nothing else to do so keep it up babe!

Posted by: The Hott College Girl on February 9, 2003 06:47 PM

Todd Morrison is a queef. Todd, remember that time you went bungie jumping on Wheeling Island and shit your pants cause you were drunk, and the shit went running down your back and someone took a picture of it? Story coming soon?

Posted by: M Wizzle fo Shizzle on February 10, 2003 12:47 AM

Yeah buddy, I got that one coming up real soon.

Very creative, did you get that idea from an actual experience you had?

Posted by: Todd on February 10, 2003 12:57 PM

Man what is it wit the people in this area? As soon as something comes out in a movie people try to copy it, for example 8 Mile has battle raps, same frikin thing as "Flowin'". Man what ever happened to writing lyrics that have meaning? Like "Last Dance with Marry Jane" by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers or "Dream On" by Aerosmith.

Posted by: LubeDoc on February 10, 2003 10:23 PM


Posted by: Lube on February 10, 2003 10:31 PM


Posted by: BoB on February 10, 2003 11:37 PM

Haha, LubeDoc, I'll have that tight mouse pad for you tomorrow. Sunny won it fair and square, then gave it away. I just happened to be quicker than you. You should have never showed us what you found. :)

BoB, I took your lyrics off.

Posted by: Todd on February 11, 2003 12:01 AM

hey t-mo, the comment about the dudes testicle elephantitis, u know damn well thats about me, i got acouple of pics of it and a video clip, brodwater has it, i think u should post it and let people see if i should go 2 the doctor about it or not, cause u know u had a hell of a time when i whipped it out on ya at u're house that one time, i also became a celeb. over the weekend, cause at a dance sat. at the white palace, about 25-30 people got a peek at it that night, and i think 4 aobut 3 hours i was famous, so i guess that was my 15 mins stretched out 2 3hours, so hit me back lata, peace

Posted by: mac on February 18, 2003 09:39 PM

you musuperwoman instead of being bored at 4 o clock in the mornings reading these ghetto rymes by todd and his butt buddy bob, holla at the real pimp ill fo sho entertain you

Posted by: Heihachi131 on March 18, 2003 10:36 AM

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