Please stop sending us your email forwards and information about yourself. We knew what your favorite TV shows were Sex & The City, Friends, and Dawsons Creek the first four times you typed it on an email forward asking questions.

You are filling our inbox with stupid things and giving us false hopes in return for forwarding the crap to everyone else on our contact list that you haven't already sent it to eight times.

Please take it easy with the forwards. Limit it to one per year.

Sincerely,

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