Heavens Gates, Hells Flames

My mom told me that I didn't have to go to church this morning if I went to see the acting of the scare kids so much they cry for God Heavens Gates, Hells Flames. I remember seeing this when I was a lot younger, and it really does scare you into becoming saved. So, I went.

I arrived at 6pm, not knowing it wasn't going to start until 7:15pm. Thanks mom. So I sit in the back row all the way to the right, and wait patiently. Since it was a packed house, by 7:00pm, this girl and her friend sit next to me. I knew who this girl was, but like everyone else in the church, I rarely ever talked to her.

Somehow, we started talking and I was going on how everyone is fake and puts up a big front. We argued the matter for quite a long time. Lately, my perspective on people has changed. I'm starting to be like others that I dislike and being a really big jerk.

This girl, Joanna, made me think. She seems to be sincere in her ways and just a sweet girl. One you take home to mom and marry. She proved my theory wrong, or played the part perfectly. But I can't explain it, and I'm wasting my time typing it here. So I'm just going to stop boring you. I also pissed her friend off because I told him I thought the youth pastor was the devil. Which he is. He was even the devil for the thing.

Lately, I have been telling people what I have been thinking and I think all I am doing is pissing them off. Dude, I am confusing myself, and making this post suck. I do this to entertain, and this isn't entertaining. If you know me, you know I'm really a nice guy and don't like to not be liked by anyone. Bleh. Tomorrow I should be back to normal.

So, since I am a jerk until tomorrow, I figured I'd make fun of that Michael Essany fellow.

Last night at 8pm, as I was waiting to be picked up, I turned to E! and his show was on. I have seen commercials/previews for it, and the dude just seemed like a big retard who talks funny. I sat there, and watched the whole show.

He's 19, has no license, spent 5 years developing this show for local access cable, calls his mother to tell her what he just did every 20 minutes, has never had any friends, and tries to be just like Jay Leno.

He does write all of his own material, but that's about it. He can't even compare to any of the other late nighters. The sad thing is, he will probably get his own show on tv with a crew because he is so retarded.

I'm done. Here's a few more conversations:

Convo 1 - I'm someone's hero. Yeah.

Convo 2 - All the ladies want my babies.

Convo 3 - I hate those stupid IM's that tell you to send crap to 10 people or you will die, etc.

Posted by Todd at March 23, 2003 10:22 PM