From: Cingular Office Secretary
To: todd@toddmorrison.com
Subject: Re: Need service
Date: Friday, February 17, 2005 2:34 PM

Todd,

When our business department got your email it was printed a few times and circulated through the office a little bit. One guy high up in the business made it into a dart board background and another used it to blow his nose. I also saw a few copies with poop on them in the women's bathroom. I read it and checked out the website from your email address.

The reason I am sending this email is to tell you that I love your website and because of it I have already done everything I can to get a tower in your area. If all goes well and we have no problems, then you should have service by the end of the month. Hopefully this will make your life a little better and I can relate to a lot of what you type on your website. It is pretty funny, keep it up.

Sincerely,

Ashley
Cingular office secretary with no panties on